Let's get something straight here.  You see Wilma over there?  Well she isn't in the slightest bit attractive to me.  I don't like her black eyeballs and I'm not keen on her hair style and colour.  I also don't like the fact she hasn't got any breasts, and I'm not even convinced she'd be any good in the bedroom department if-you-know-what-I-mean.  After all, who likes sleeping in a room that hasn't been dusted for over a week?  Fred Flintstone, you are a first class twat and I hate your stupid wife.

But if you think Wilma's bad - and she is - then what about the mother of all bastards, Velma? 

As you know, Velma is the ugly jerk on the right.  Look at the stupid expression on her ridiculous face.  Her glasses annoy me more than anything else.  Except for maybe her freckles and frumpy frame.  And what is up with that stupid top she's wearing?  Probably wears it to cover up her saggy tits, I would imagine.

As for Daphne on the right of her, well she's OK but I don't think she'd be slutty enough to bother having sex with.  Then again, I think she may have gained some carnal experience with the blonde headed twat who drives the Mystery Machine.  Something tells me that girl isn't a virgin.  Something else tells me she may have also caught an STD from Shaggy's hair.

Luckily all is not lost.  More modern animated fems know that in order to be popular with registered sex offenders guys like me, it is necessary to slut it up a bit.  Take Lois for example, pictured below on the left.  Sure, she may have a really large head and possibly a fat arse, but she's definitely up for recreating love in an unusually grotesque physical form.  She even looks like a woman of experience, which means she'll know all the right things to say when she discovers any "inadequacies".

Amy Wong on the left, despite not having the experience of Lois, is still most definitely a slut, and boasts having the sexier physique of the two.  Oh yeah, you could have a good time with either.  Unless Lois' ginger pubes put you off.  Which is fair enough...

For the ultimate in slutty women cartoon characters, Miss Krabappel on the left wins it hands down.  I would advise that you only approach her if Lois or Amy Wong are unavailable.  She's not exactly attractive, and I'm not sure I would trust her personal hygiene.  Also something tells me she just wouldn't be that good, despite being that easy.  I don't know, I guess she reminds me a lot of my mother.

I think this one speaks for itself.  Wow I'm hot right now...