The physical make up of your average Britain has changed considerably over recent years. These days it isn’t possible to accurately mock a British person just by goofing your teeth out and talking in a gay-posh kind of accent.

Take recently released Death Row prisoner, Mirza Tahir Hussain (that might give you a clue) as an example, by studying the picture of him below:

As you can see, here we have a typical British man whose appearance suggests some kind of cross between a wolf and Michael Jackson. Notice how the teeth seem to be reasonably white, though.

Of course, it isn’t just British men whose physical credentials have changed in recent times. Fearing another whiney suffragette movement, women have also been allowed to physically evolve into another form.

Meet Susan Smith, a typical example of your average female Brit. As you can see, most of the face has been sacrificed for a sleeker, smoother look and comes with the added advantage of covering up any dental discrepancies that once marred the complexion of most British people.

Here is a recent picture of the British Royal Family. Sporting the diluted lime green ensemble is the man herself, Queen Betty. Accompanying her in this picture are the rest of the Royal Family, who due to their status were allowed to enter the country in a clean, spacious articulated lorry, as opposed to a filthy, cramped one.

Naturally, even with the rapid evolution that’s taking place on this island, education is still considered the most important aspect of our society. Here we see some young British lads learning the main language of this country, Arabic. After they’ve gotten to grips with it they will begin studying the second most used language in this country: Polish.

Yes, England is a country rich in evolutionary diversity. Whilst half of the population has evolved into slightly darker, more covered up people, the other half has evolved into what used to be called Poland.

This step towards ascension can be credited to everyone’s pal, the European Union. Thanks to the EU, England now enjoys a substantial and ever growing population of Eastern European type British people. These hybrid Brit-Poles often travel in large packs. In the picture above we can see a small number of them worshipping their God, Job-Board.

And here we see a small number of them protesting with signs written in Britain’s second language. You might be wondering why these Brits aren’t busy working. The truth is they don’t have to work because their accommodation, food, clothing, mobile phones, cars and children are all paid for by the dwindling numbers of thoroughbred Brits (the ones with the dodgy teeth and gay accents).

 Thanks to our hybrid population, city centres are brought alive with all the colours of our super-race complaining and protesting about the country they took so much trouble to illegally enter and rape.